from such great heights

sacramento: land of fresh air and purse thieves

Posted in life by chapwoman on December 21, 2009

it was quite the weekend in sac.town.





full of highs and just one low.

….

*and now a message to the person who currently holds my possessions:

1. psyche! my phone was broken anyway.
2. buy your mother something nice with my money and give my wallet to your girlfriend…it’s from nordstrom.
3. i’ve been meaning to get a new school id since last year…
4. please treat my ipod with respect, it’s been respectful to me and enjoy those headphones. they’re LEGIT.
5. and i would appreciate the d[fab] lab punch card back. thanks.
6. hope you enjoyed reading my bible notebook because you need JESUS.
7.  didn’t realize your victim could cancel her credit cards so quickly did you? well guess what: i’m kayla chapman. somebody shoulda TOLD you.

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  1. mar said, on December 21, 2009 at 11:35 pm

    i will track them down and punch them square in the nose.

  2. Partner for Life said, on December 25, 2009 at 8:51 am

    as sad as the event is… your post was a hoooot….. girllll they do need jesus. and if they didnt know you were kayla chapman. they sure do now. lol.


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